“Something you are able to do I can do higher,
I can do something higher than you.
No, you’ll be able to’t. Sure, I can.” Sang Christian Walker (3-for-5, 3 runs, 5 RBIs) as he had a double slam (19, 20) and legs (7). On Christian solder! *blowtorches a bit of metallic*
“Something you are able to do I can do higher,
I can do something higher than you.
No, you’ll be able to’t. Sure, I can.” Sang Austin Riley (3-for-5, 3 runs, 7 RBIs) as he hit hit his seventeenth and 18th homer.
“You’re supposed to attend for me to answer ‘Sure, I can’ after you say ‘No, you’ll be able to’t.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Sure, you might be.” Sang Orlando Arcia (2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs) who hit his eighth homer. Subsequent 12 months, Christian Walker will as soon as once more be underrated, as he’s at the moment above Vlad Jr., Riley and others on the Participant Rater, and others who went approach earlier than him, and I think about will once more in 2024. “No, they received’t.” Sure, they are going to! Anyway, right here’s what else I noticed yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Kevin Ginkel – 1 IP, 0 ER, ERA at 2.21, as he obtained his 1st save. Lastly, the man who I mentioned again in March would get saves. *dodges tomato* What? Oh, yeah, I suppose you didn’t must draft him. McGough is a multitude, so I’d control this.
Bryce Elder – 2 2/3 IP, 5 ER, ERA at 3.31. Again-to-back stinkers and appears like This Yr’s Teheran is that this 12 months’s Teheran.
Logan Allen – 5 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 stroll, 8 Ks, ERA at 3.21 as he was recalled. Allen? Extra like all-in, pardner! *pushes chips into center of a desk, and the desk opens up and swallows chips* Hunh, bizarre. At this level, Allen is best than a Streamonator name. I’d begin him in most leagues, however Bibee, Allen or Gavin Williams? Powerful name, and reveals there’s a plethora of Outdated Spaghetti Factories which were transformed to Cleveland Beginning Pitcher Factories. Additionally, that’s the order.
Josh Naylor – 2-for-5, 6 RBIs and his 14th and fifteenth homer, and 2nd and third homer previously two video games. Simply went over him yesterday in nice blurby element. Click on across the website and go learn it, it’ll earn me .0000001 of a cent.
Josh Bell – 2-for-5, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his tenth homer. For whom the Bell tolls! Whom!
Connor Joe – 1-for-4 and his seventh homer. Please, Connor Joe is my father. Name me Connor Joey.
Mitch Keller – 6 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.73. Oh, shucks, that stinks. I hate that lots, and am not secretly reveling in his regression as a result of I don’t have him wherever.
Lucas Giolito – 3 2/3 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.96. He’s going by way of a divorce, and, with a lot change occurring in his life proper now, Lucas Giolito mentioned, “I’m staying, I’m gonna make this work and do my absolute worst so I keep on the White Sox.”
Brett Baty – 1-for-5 and his sixth homer. What number of votes are there for Rookie of the Yr? That’s what number of votes behind Baty’s going to be to Carroll.
Francisco Alvarez – 2-for-3, 4 RBIs and his 18th and nineteenth homer. Actually, if Carroll wasn’t a factor, Alvarez is perhaps having a ROY-type 12 months. Rattling stable for a catcher off waivers, anyway.
DJ Stewart – 1-for-4 and his 1st homer. When did he get on the Mets? Higher but, who cares! Already chipmunking the identify DJ Stewart on the Mets into my medulla oblongata for Immaculate Grid.
Tyler Wells – 2 IP, 5 ER, ERA at 3.54. these al pastor rotating meat rotisseries? That was the Regression Fairies yesterday with MLB pitchers.
Alek Manoah – 3 IP, 4 ER, ERA at 6.18. This man couldn’t be mounted if he had his tubes tied.
Juan Soto – 2-for-4, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and his seventeenth homer. Attractive Dr. Pepper simply has to face a pitcher who will get rocked within the Florida Complicated League, and he’s obtained his energy stroke again!
Trent Grisham – 1-for-3 and his tenth homer, and 2nd homer because the break, and has been hitting every thing he’s seen. Mild to delicate sizzling schmotato!
Manny Machado – 2-for-4, 2 runs and his 18th homer, hitting .259. “Machado’s turned his entire season round in the previous couple of weeks, however can he flip across the Padres. That, and the climate! Arising after the break. Keep stylish, San Diego!”
Joe Musgrove – 6 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.16. Musgrove had an early lead, cruised out to the Ivictory Coast and had a free evening on the W.
Rougned Odor – Designated for project. Odor’s project is to stink much less.
Marcus Semien – 3-for-4. 2 runs and his thirteenth homer. Semien getting his jollies off!
Nathan Eovaldi – 6 IP, 0 ER, 2 hits, 3 walks, 2 Ks, ERA at 2.69. On the DAY OF REGRESSION as it is going to be stylized in historical past books recounting beginning pitchers from right this moment, Nathan Eovaldi throws 3 BBs to 2 Ks vs. the Rays, and coasts.
Taj Bradley – 5 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 9 Ks, ERA at…Guess. Have in mind individuals wish to know if they need to maintain him. Lots of people. Oh neglect it! It’s 5.29 ERA.
Randy Arozarena – 2-for-4 and his seventeenth homer. Don’t must starch your shorts when you might have The Rice Bowl.
Brandon Lowe – 1-for-4 and his tenth homer, hitting .207. “You’ll be able to’t depart him right here there’s a No Littering signal proper on the facet of the highway–Whoa! Maintain on! Lowe moved! He’s alive!”
Aaron Nola – 7 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 6 Ks, zero homers allowed (!), ERA at 4.27. It actually is a miracle that Nola’s ERA is wherever close to 4.
Kyle Schwarber – 1-for-5 and his twenty sixth homer. “Hey, Schwarbs, the calendar retailer known as and left a message, saying ‘It’s June.’” That’s the Phillies’ hitting coach.
Lane Thomas – 1-for-5 and his fifteenth homer. As he rounded the bases, he mentioned, “That was for Gray who left me off his prime 100 for the 2nd half.” Powerful however honest.
Seiya Suzuki – 4-for-6, 3 RBIs and his eighth homer. the ball was flying out when Seiya was going ‘see ya.’
Patrick Knowledge – 2-for-4, 2 runs and his seventeenth homer, 2nd homer in two video games, third homer in 4 video games. Sizzling schmotato alert, or is each hitter abruptly sizzling? Hmm…
Kris Bryant – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his eighth homer. Rattling, Rockies had been sensible to get him!
Framber Valdez – Might not make his subsequent begin vs. the A’s. Why can’t I’ve good issues? Is it as a result of I giggled throughout a hernia examination? It was nervous laughter!
Patrick Sandoval – 7 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners (3 BBs), 7 Ks, ERA at 4.16. Yeah, however he was going through the Stankees. Additionally, Patrick Sandoval was the primary Angels’ starter since June 27 to get an out within the seventh inning. Ohtani listening to that and going to barter with different groups on behalf of himself. I’d lean on the Streamonator for Sandoval, then pray, as a result of I don’t belief him anymore.
Mickey Moniak – 3-for-4, 3 RBIs and a slam (11) and legs (3). Lastly somebody to guard Ohtani within the order.
Trevor Story – Will start a minor league project this week. If he returns with two months to play, it is going to be exhausting for him to achieve his ordinary 12 IL stints per 12 months.
Ryan Noda – 2-for-4 and his eleventh homer, and 2nd homer because the break. Yo, whisper perception whisper, everybody was hitting yesterday.
Edouard Julien – 3-for-5, 3 runs and his eighth homer, hitting .308. 14 for his final 24 in his final 9 video games. HSA!
Alex Kirilloff – 3-for-4, 3 runs, 2 RBIs and his sixth homer, and 2nd homer in three video games. He’s hitting third and for a stable common. Don’t assume the wrist holds up, however why we gotta be such Unfavourable Nancies?
Carlos Correa – 2-for-6, 2 runs and his twelfth homer, hitting .234, and leadoff. Yesterday, MLB determined to strive these baseballs that had been labeled “2019.”
Bryan Woo – 3 1/3 IP, 6 ER, ERA at 4.74. What’s the alternative of Woo? That was this.
Eugenio Suarez – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his thirteenth homer, and 2nd homer in as many video games. I preserve saying he’s a 2nd half hitter. Are you attempting to accumulate him?
Spencer Torkelson – 3-for-5, 5 RBIs and his thirteenth and 14th homer, hitting .232. If he will get to 24 homers and .240, you already know the place he’s going to be drafted subsequent 12 months? Someplace after 250th general. Hey, I by no means mentioned every of those blurbs had been attention-grabbing.
Tarik Skubal – 4 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 5.25. Was a foul day to cease sniffing glue.
Scott Barlow – 1 IP, 4 ER, ERA at 4.89. My ratios in each league are staggering round like Apollo Creed proper earlier than his head hits the mat.
Joey Votto – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his eighth homer. As a result of I’ve him on a group for the primary time, possibly ever, I get Joey Bangs!
Christian Encarnacion-Strand – 2-for-3, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer, which was a pinch-hit homer as a result of he didn’t begin. Please don’t platoon him. He’s too necessary to us. In his future is a chalice that’s engraved THIS IS HOW WE WIN. Sorry, to not scream, however he’s obtained straightforward higher deck energy MAH GAWD.
Play Christian Encarnacion-Strand each day he’s my new father! pic.twitter.com/T6oARGBwRQ
— Razzball (@Razzball) July 19, 2023
Will Benson – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his fifth homer. That’s good. However how about CES go YES!
Wilmer Flores – 2-for-3, 3 runs, 5 RBIs and his tenth and eleventh homer, and three homers in two video games. Wilmer Flores is a cryin’ out loud sizzling schmotato!
Edward Cabrera – 5 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners (3 BBs), 6 Ks, ERA at 4.50, as he was activated from the IL (shoulder, knees and toes. No, simply shoulder). Wouldn’t take EdCab wherever confidently till I noticed extra. Not even taken with EdUber, tee be aitch, but when the Streamonator favored him, I’d take into account it.
Jordan Montgomery – 6 IP, 1 ER, 8 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 3.14. Yanks certain couldn’t have used that this 12 months!
Nolan Arenado – 2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his twenty first homer. Grabbed this pamphlet on the library, How To Keep away from Pitchers’ Regression, right here it’s over by this open window–NOOOOOOO!!! Torenado!
Brendan Donovan – 1-for-4 and his eleventh homer, 2nd homer because the break. Oli Marmol appeared to lose the clubhouse on day one, apart from Donovan. No matter Donovan does, Marmol appears to approve. Perhaps he likes BDon’s podcasting.
Tyler O’Neill – Was rumored he was being activated on Tuesday, however received’t be activated till Thursday now. Image it going one thing like this:
Playing cards’ coach, “O’Neill’s prepared to return again.”
Oli Marmol, “I don’t need him in my dugout.”
That was two months in the past, and ever because the Playing cards have been attempting to see what horrible commerce package deal they’ll get. I’m guessing it’ll find yourself being 35 cents on the greenback. However possibly they’ll get Curtis Jackson Cron as they extract Fiddy from the Rockies. In all seriousness, I guess the Playing cards are hoping to get again in an O’Neill commerce somebody like Randy Arozarena or Adolis Garcia.
